The Cat Curmudgeon: The mealtime dilemma
Posted by The Cat Curmudgeon (aka Chuck) on 2/20/2012 to The Vertical Cat
The Cat CurmudgeonObservations about cats by an Old Curmudgeon, along with many unsubtle plugs for products sold by The Vertical Cat because after all, the Old Curmudgeon knows which side of his bread is buttered.

I am an abusive cat owner. I regularly fail to feed my cats on time. Instead, I wait until they are close to starvation, mewling piteously in the throes of malnutrition, barely able drag themselves to the bowl, before I relent and get them food. This happens twice a day...

The Cat Curmudgeon: Cats and evolutionary hooey
Posted by The Cat Curmudgeon (aka Chuck) on 2/12/2012 to The Vertical Cat
The Cat CurmudgeonObservations about cats by an Old Curmudgeon, along with many unsubtle plugs for products sold by The Vertical Cat because after all, the Old Curmudgeon knows which side of his bread is buttered.

Cats, the fellow on TV says, are tree-dwelling animals and you should get some “cat trees” like the ones we sell here so they can scamper up high and look down. Your cats will sure enough enjoy the cat trees, but the evolutionary stuff is hooey...

The Cat Curmudgeon: The cat/tuna conundrum
Posted by The Cat Curmudgeon (aka Chuck) on 2/5/2012 to The Vertical Cat
The Cat CurmudgeonObservations about cats by an Old Curmudgeon, along with many unsubtle plugs for products sold by The Vertical Cat because after all, the Old Curmudgeon knows which side of his bread is buttered.

Why do cats like tuna fish? For that matter, why do people like tuna fish? Think about it — tuna are deep sea fish that cannot be caught except by experienced fishermen in fairly large, advanced boats. When the domestic cat was evolving, no cat could ever have tasted tuna. The cavemen couldn’t have gotten any, either...


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